Sekrit Base
ONLINE LARP OF STONER ROCK BAND WRITING SESSION

mutedsheeps:

ouijaboardofficial:

mutedsheeps:

ouijaboardofficial:

mutedsheeps:

ouijaboardofficial:

mutedsheeps:

ouijaboardofficial:

mutedsheeps:

*damian marley playing in the BG*
*pulls out drug cigarette*
*lights with butane torch*
*inhales*
*passes the joink to @ouijaboardofficial*
*axe body spray™*

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"quit ashin on my guitar asshole… hand me the dorite" 

*pulls out hyperbong*
*takes massive hit*
"hey @mutedsheeps u want some of this”image

*takes bong*
*rips hard*
*spill dorite all over pedals*

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"shit man, that’s some good shit. we gotta write something for our album soon. wanna go to taco bell?"

*gasps*
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"YOU DROPPED THE DORITE MAN"
*eats dorite on the floor*

"Let’s write our album IN taco bell…"

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"…dude, that is like THE smartest thing anyone’s ever thought of. THIS IS WHY YOU’RE IN THE BAND, MAAAAN. aiigght then lemme go find my keys"

*disappears into the abyss of empty mcdonalds bags and crunchy laundry*
*45 min later*

"okay man, leggo"

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*gets in 1990 honda accord*
*become lost 5 times*
*arrive at taco bell*
*parks backwards over two parking spaces*

*sees taco bell breakfast menu*
*has not been to taco bell since they started doing breakfast*
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"holy shit dude our fucking lives are about to change"

*notices breakfast menu after staring at the colorful patterns on the walls for 10 minutes*
*cotton mouth hydrated by saliva*

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"the gods have answered our prayers. now we can record here morning, lunch, AND dinner… this album is going to be so dank"

*orders 15 AM CruchWraps and a water cup*
*pays in singles and quarters*
*fills cup with Baja Blast ® “

"okay man, i’m gonna go get our gear to start recording. you hold it down for our food and i’m not kidding when i say i’ll kill you if you eat my food."

*stumbles back to car*
*opens trunk*

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"SHIT! WE LEFT OUR GEAR"

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"I think I have a fuckin idea dude… lets toke up and figure it out"
*pulls out hyperbowl*
*takes a big ass dragon hit from the hyperbowl*
*coughs for like 5 minutes and pukes up a little bit of the taco bell*
"shit"
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"did they really pull out a marijuana bowl and start smoking it in public?"

"yeah, thomas, i think they did"

*bole smoking intensifies*

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"fuck u assholes, maaaan. all y’all are slaves to the man and you don’t even know it. sheep just being herded off a cliff. we’re out here making dope music real people who change the world every day and you guys are part of the corporate scheme. fuck off maaaan"

breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you’ve been too scared to tell me, but have always wanted to say.
robot friend does not agree. 'failure' is inability to fulfill directive. human has no programmed directive. human evolutionary directive is to live. you are alive. everything else is bonus.
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roboticdreams:

I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you

I’m tired of talking about feminism to men.

I’m tired of explaining to men that the feminist movement will, in fact, benefit them as well as women. I’m tired of trying to hawk gender equality like I’m some kind of car salesman showing off a shiny new sedan, explaining all of its bells and whistles. I’m tired of smiling through a thousand thoughtless microaggressions, tired of providing countless pieces of evidence, tired of being questioned on every. Single. Damn. Thing.I’m tired of proving that microaggressions exist, tired of proving that I’m unfairly questioned and asked for proof. For a movement that’s centered around the advancement and empowerment of women, why do I feel like I’m supposed to spend so damn much of my time carefully considering how what I say and do will be taken by men?

I’m tired of men who insert themselves into feminist spaces with claims of hurt feelings. I’m tired of men who somehow manage to make every issue about them. I’m tired of men like the one who recently stopped by a friend’s Facebook thread in order to call feminism “c*nty”, then lecture the women involved for being too “hostile” in their responses to him. I’m tired of men telling me that my understanding of feminism and rape culture are wrong, as if these aren’t things that I have studied intensely. I’m tired of men who claim to be feminist allies, then abuse that position to their own advantage. I’m so fucking exhausted by the fact that I know that I will have to, at some point in this piece, mention that I understand that not all men are like that. I will have to note that some men are good allies. And all of those things are true! And all of you good allies get cookies! But honestly,I’m tired of handing out cookies to people just because they’re decent fucking human beings.

owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

raptorific:

"Fuckboy?!" The NiceGuy said, feigning a tone of righteous hurt. "My sincerest apologies, my fair lady, but I must protest. I am not, as you say, a ‘fuckboy.’ I am a fuckGENTLEMAN."

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

It seems weird that, in general, we encourage our cats to vocalize at us but discourage our dogs from doing the same thing. Prob cuz dogs are louder.

hellyeahchandlerbing:

ALL THE AWARDS TO MATTHEW PERRY